As Per My Last Email

Polite words. Absolute threat. This 6 inch bamboo hoop features cotton embroidery reading “As per my last email” — the universal phrase meaning I’ve already explained this and I’m losing the will to live.

Perfect for offices, home workspaces, or anywhere your patience has officially expired. Clean, minimal, and deliciously passive-aggressive, it says exactly what you’re thinking without you having to say it out loud (again).

A must-have statement piece for professionals, managers, and anyone who communicates primarily through suppressed rage and bullet points.