“Don’t Piss on the Floor” – 6 Inch Embroidered Hoop

“Don’t Piss on the Floor” – 6 Inch Embroidered Hoop

Clear. Direct. Still somehow necessary.

This 6 inch embroidered “Don’t piss on the floor” hoop delivers bathroom etiquette with zero patience and maximum clarity.

Minimal in design but bold in message, it’s perfect for guest bathrooms, shared homes, rentals, or anywhere subtle hints have clearly failed.

A practical (and slightly threatening) statement piece that sets expectations immediately.

Because if you’re old enough to read this… you should already know better.