I'd kill for you. Maybe.

Romance, but deeply questionable. This 6 inch bamboo hoop features cotton embroidery reading “I’d kill for you. Maybe.” — the perfect balance of devotion and honesty.

Dry, dark, and unapologetically unserious, it’s made for relationships built on sarcasm, shared trauma, and realistic expectations. Sweet in sentiment, feral in delivery, it says I care without committing to anything excessive.

An ideal Valentine’s piece for people who love hard… but not unconditionally.