“Very Feral, Very Unhinged, Very Batshit” Tote bag

Our “Very Feral, Very Unhinged, Very Batshit” tote bag is not here to behave — and neither are you.

Jet black cotton tote with punch-you-in-the-eyes bright green lettering. Loud. Unapologetic. Slightly concerning (in a hot way).

Perfect for:

• Carrying your emotional support iced coffee

• Grocery shopping like a menace

• Warning the general public in advance

🖤 Black cotton tote

💚 Bright green statement text

👜 Strong enough for books, snacks, and questionable life choices

Not everyone will get it.

That’s kind of the point.