You're my favourite fuck

Romantic, but with zero dignity. This 6 inch bamboo hoop features cotton embroidery declaring “You’re my favourite fuck” — blunt, affectionate, and refreshingly honest.

Perfect for couples who skip the flowers and go straight to saying what they actually mean. It’s cheeky without being try-hard, intimate without being soppy, and guaranteed to make the right person laugh and the wrong person clutch their pearls.

An unapologetic Valentine’s piece for relationships built on attraction, sarcasm, and mutual appreciation of… enthusiasm.